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IN RESPONSE TO THE E-MAILS CONCERNING MY DOG... Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal immigrants wearing Labour tee shirts, four thieving...
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It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in North Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never...
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A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asks a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replies with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"...
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of...
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Son and heir visited from USA andy in effort to save him car rental costs put him on insurance so he could drive my car. Despite telling him not to put in any fuel he managed to top up the diesel tank...
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Blue light taxi to A&E 10 days ago and now back home. Having a pacemaker fitted on Saturday which should keep the GR at bay for a while....
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Planning to go toCanary Isles for a week in November. Never been there before, any suggestions? Must have good restaurants, not bothered about beach....
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Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Chester when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside. The biker...
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I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss...
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Going to Brighton next week, any recommendations for good crab and lobster? Tia.
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Had a pleasant pub lunch yesterday and overheard a mother say to her child "don't eat those beans (butter beans) you won't like them". No wonder kids grow up eating junk food....
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Drover: "Give me three packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Drover: "Nah mate.... She ain't that ugly."...
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Was in local hospital as a day case for a simple procedure. Nurse said it wasn't worth writing up the label on the wall behind my bed, so for my short visit I was known as bed 5. It didn't bother me...
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard...
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I was visiting my nephew last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," he said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad." I can tell you this: That...
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Cardiac team have told me to limit daily fluid intake to max 2 litres in order to get severe oedema under control. I was horrified when I realised my actual daily consumption of breakfast orange...
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I'm due to lose my email user name in a couple of weeks and the ISP will allocate another one. Will this affect my Answerbank and Gravatar accounts? What do I need to do?
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if you keep your views to yourself? Although I don't discriminate against anyone I do shudder at the thought of being confined in an aircraft seat along side certain folk.

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