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A New York accountant had the image of a $100 bill tattooed on his manhood. He went home and showed it to his wife. She wasn’t pleased and asked he why he’d had in done. He replied, “If I take it out...
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An elderly widow and widower met, fell in love and married. In bed on their wedding night he reached across and tenderly held her hand. This continued night after night for several months until one...
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A Google ad just appeared for a device to save 90% on electricity bills. It’s a SCAM...
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They are not a reliable aphrodisiac. Had a dozen last night and only 4 worked.
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One says “have you seen Moby Dick?” The other replies “No, but I’ve treated a bad case or Herpies”...
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I’d rather get deliveries on Monday and Tuesday. Anyone else find them useless?...
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To enquire why some people buy skin lightening products?
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Blue Tits started nest building in my wall box today. Is this early or about right?
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I became victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while shopping. Had just started putting bags in the car boot when two scantily dressed young women started cleaning the windscreen, their breasts...
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A Priest, Minister and Rabbit meet at a blood bank. Rabbit says I think I’m a ‘Type O’...
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He glanced, She smiled, They danced. A child....
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McMouse 5. Grim Reaper 0.
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An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking,...
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"If we could convince the Chinese that Jihadists’ testicles are an aphrodisiac, in 10 years they could be extinct ... "...
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Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen...
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A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black...
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A young cowboy, sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognised an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy walked over to the old-timer,...
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Good boy.............
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An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new...
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A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor....

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