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I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss...
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Going to Brighton next week, any recommendations for good crab and lobster? Tia.
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Had a pleasant pub lunch yesterday and overheard a mother say to her child "don't eat those beans (butter beans) you won't like them". No wonder kids grow up eating junk food....
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Drover: "Give me three packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Drover: "Nah mate.... She ain't that ugly."...
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Was in local hospital as a day case for a simple procedure. Nurse said it wasn't worth writing up the label on the wall behind my bed, so for my short visit I was known as bed 5. It didn't bother me...
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard...
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I was visiting my nephew last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," he said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad." I can tell you this: That...
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Cardiac team have told me to limit daily fluid intake to max 2 litres in order to get severe oedema under control. I was horrified when I realised my actual daily consumption of breakfast orange...
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I'm due to lose my email user name in a couple of weeks and the ISP will allocate another one. Will this affect my Answerbank and Gravatar accounts? What do I need to do?
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if you keep your views to yourself? Although I don't discriminate against anyone I do shudder at the thought of being confined in an aircraft seat along side certain folk.
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Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: £4 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how...
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Have a monthly blood test as GP is monitoring low mineral levels. Called me on Friday saying latest test showed severe magnesium depletion and he was prescribing high dose mag supplement. Local...
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be available on the NHS for women with hairy armpits?...
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A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?" The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun." "And what is this type of...
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A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital...
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I have been prescribed a 12.5 mg dose but the tablet is only packaged in 25 mg form. Pharmacist advised me to cut each one in half. It has always been my understanding that tablets should not be split...
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some...
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Having recently changed to Lemon Tea from English Breakfast with milk, I've found reading my tea leaves to be a rather more agreeable experience. It seems I'm coming into money!
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which cheese would you recommend?

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