Stats for McMouse

41 to 60 of 1431

First Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Last

Avatar Image
McMouse
Oh! ye'll take the Aye road and I'll take the No road, And ye'll not leave the Union afore ye; But me and my true love Will ever meet again On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond....
Avatar Image
McMouse
And yet another interesting piece of history: In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the...
Avatar Image
McMouse
Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him....
Avatar Image
McMouse
A small grandson got lost in Sainsburys, he approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" "The guard asked, "What's he like?" The little fellow hesitated for a moment and...
Avatar Image
McMouse
A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts, and wore...
Avatar Image
McMouse
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to the manager about this security rubbish, I did just as she...
Avatar Image
McMouse
Had the dubious pleasure of visiting Watford yesterday and witnessed the shocking behaviour of some young children and their parents. Should breeding permits be introduced?
Avatar Image
McMouse
Man who fish in another man's well often catch crabs.
Avatar Image
McMouse
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the...
Avatar Image
McMouse
A Jewish man and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a long open mouthed kiss and says to him,...
Avatar Image
McMouse
I support forces charities and always attend the local Remembrance Sunday parade. However, I just can't get my head round all this commemoration of the start of such a dreadful war.
Avatar Image
McMouse
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, " Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please ? " The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese...
Avatar Image
McMouse
At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Señor Roy? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise...
Avatar Image
McMouse
This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road...
Avatar Image
McMouse
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" The husband asks, ''What happened?" His wife replies,...
Avatar Image
McMouse
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish." "Fine," I said, "then I want to...
Avatar Image
McMouse
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her!" So,...
Avatar Image
McMouse
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were...
Avatar Image
McMouse
Husband walks into bedroom stark naked. Wife says "What its that white powder on your penis?" He replies "It's aspirin for your headache. Do you want it orally or as a suppository?"...
Avatar Image
McMouse
When I was young I decided to go to Medical School. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect....

41 to 60 of 1431

First Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Last

Latest posts