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A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital...
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I have been prescribed a 12.5 mg dose but the tablet is only packaged in 25 mg form. Pharmacist advised me to cut each one in half. It has always been my understanding that tablets should not be split...
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some...
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Having recently changed to Lemon Tea from English Breakfast with milk, I've found reading my tea leaves to be a rather more agreeable experience. It seems I'm coming into money!
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which cheese would you recommend?
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You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket...
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Had a hospital outpatients appointment yesterday and while in the waiting room noticed a number of nurses and admin staff filling plastic bottles from the chilled water dispenser. Seemed pretty...
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Got a call from chest clinic this morning cancelling by appointment for later today. They explained that results from last week's MRI scan confirmed I didn't have lung cancer and therefore didn't been...
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Predict tomorrow will be a Tuesday and the Pope will admit to being a Catholic. What do your tea leaves tell you?
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I recently removed the tip of my thumb whilst being careless with a sharp knife. Being on blood thinning medication I couldn't staunch the flow so nipped down to GP surgery to get it dressed. Practice...
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Mrs McM mistakenly put a pantie liner in upside down - adhesive side up.................yelp.
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Pregnant woman goes into labour. Is this another first for UK?
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Just back from a hair cut. Barber said "How would you like it?" I replied "so my Panama Hat fits" He looked at me with a very weary look....
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Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed...
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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out...
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked, the Iranian...
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Best weather of the year and have been driven in from the garden by (a) Roofer hammering across the road, (b) sundry leaf blowers and hedge trimmers being operated nearby and final straw (c) Local...
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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth....
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Harvested first (modest) crop of courgettes from garden yesterday. Tasted wonderful. Apologies to purists, but this announcement is far too important to be posted in Food & Drink....
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My butt is full and a good pump should do the trick.

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