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I have to give myself a good plucking every few days otherwise i'd end up with a full set why does this happen ?
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can anyone tell me where the mega raffle prize numbers are I've googled everywhere ,they said it started on the 1st September x
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if you were a fruit or veg what would you be ... i'd be a melon ,plenty to hold on to but sweet in the centre x...
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a man meets a girl in a bar 'would you like to come back to my place' he asks .'i'm not into casual sex 'she says. 'all right then ,i'll wear a tie '....
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after reading about the shop lifter I can't help thinking that perhaps our parents and police had the right idea of a clip round the ears or legs for wrong doing ,most people I know say it didn't do...
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I can't do links but there is a story about a dog who thought little girl in sea was in danger so he rescued her .
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nasty neil from corrie was on here last night playing a very caring dad nice to see him acting the good guy x
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just wondering how you are doing I haven't seen the little scots terrier lately xxx
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my mum gave me a plant that looked like the top of a pineapple now after a couple of years it has flowered with a waxy long pink flower with green bits hanging out the end of the flower has anyone any...
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they have just released the 100th now that's what I call music, we bought our daughter the first in 1983.
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I've had some very heated discussions with northeners (hubby included)and scots about swedes which they call turnips ,I say swedes are orange and turnips are white with purple tops .I even took my...
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we have been married 45years today, hubby still introduces me as his first wife (to keep me on my toes ) lol x
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morning ,emerald is in the clue of the k m links x...
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"give it to me " yells a wife "i'm so wet give it to me now " scream all you want "her hubby said "i'm keeping the umbrella "...
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a woman goes into a sex shop to buy a new toy "how much is that red one on the wall "she asked "i'm sorry madam that's the fire extinguisher"...
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anyone tried the bag half filled with water and 4 pennies in to deter flies .i'm just going to try it x
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on Saturday I went out and it was like a ghost town no one about, I quite expected to see tumbleweed rolling down the street then I passed a pub and one almighty cheer came from it so I guessed...
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the daughter on this needs a lesson in manners she drives me mad with her attitude ,her brothers not much better .what do you think .for all those who don't watch don't get excited it's about pawn...
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some one put a weird black and white picture on here and if you looked at it your hand went funny ,help xx
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have I missed something as I can't see why Alicia is frightened of eddie...

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