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My darling daughter wrote this inside the card she sent me: My Mother Kept a Garden My mother kept a garden, a garden of the heart She planted all the good things that gave my life its start She...
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All hail the victorious "Cream Eggheads". We won a local quiz tonight - ten rounds of 10 questions and we only got 4 wrong. Mind you, it was a rather easy quiz so we won't get carried away lol....
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Just been listening to him on Steve Wright's show. He sounds so like Mr Selfridge could have sworn they were one and the same.
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Friend and I just got booked up for a holiday in September - Costa Dorada in Spain. Not an area I've been to before but just sooooo need a break and the thought of some sunshine - aaahhhhhh!
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I think I've just seen my first tree creeper. At back door and saw what I thought was a sparrow until it started moving up the trunk of a tree. Probably been loads in the garden before but I've just...
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The...
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Local Dundee News: Must have been an interesting debate! Dundee University Student's Association has suspended the sale of the Sun in all of its stores. A motion to no longer stock copies of the...
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I gets up every mornin' when the clock strikes eight I'm always punctual, never never late With a nice cup of tea, a little round of toast The Sporting Life and the Winning Post. I gets all nice and...
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her...
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A mafia boss calls his life-long assistant into the room "You called, boss?" (New York accent) "Alfie, tell me something.... what's 2 plus 2?" "Uh... 2 plus 2?" "Yeah, Alfie, 2 plus 2, come on" "Uh,...
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An Eskimo takes his car into the garage as it's started to make a funny knocking sound. "Looks like you've blown a seal" says the mechanic. "Nah" says the Eskimo "it's just a bit of frost on my...
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Not sure which section to put this in? These are apparently all headlines from American newspapers: Rally against apathy draws small crowd Starvation can lead to health hazards Police arrest everybody...
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Apologies if there has been a thread about this already. Proud to be a Scot, two wins in a row for the rugby team - Italy and Ireland. Come on Scotland!!
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I have three points for speeding on my license, how long before I can have it removed.
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I really miss this thread so here we go AGAIN. There's a place for us, A time and place for us. Hold my hand and we're halfway there. Hold my hand and I'll take you there Somehow, Some day, Somewhere!...
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Have any of you ever used the Freedom of Information Act? I want to find out some information from the NHS and thought this might be the best route to take....
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Just won £25 on the lottery. Things are looking up usually just get £2.50.
Drinks later? Don't all rush at once lol...
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Fifty Shades of Grey My missus bought a paperback In Asda, Saturday. I had a look inside the bag - 'Twas "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, see, And went off up to bed. An hour later,...
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"We will deliver your new tumble dryer between 7 and 9 am. Please be available to take delivery." Guess what? Yup, up at the crack of dawn (for me) and they've just been. Grrrrrr...
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