maggiebee
Well, you could knock me down with a feather!! Think that thing in the sky is called the sun - so long since I've seen it I'm not too sure.
|
maggiebee
Just received a message in my Spam inbox from
Royal Mail Service - Parcel is expecting of receiving
You'd think they could get the grammar correct at least!...
|
maggiebee
During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab....
|
maggiebee
A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever...
|
maggiebee
The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind. A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope...
|
maggiebee
Battery on my laptop doesn't seem to be charging above 13%. Not a problem at home, but means I can't take it on a journey. Any suggestions for fixing the problem or do I just need a new battery?
|
maggiebee
Tickets for Edinburgh Book Festival went on sale at 8.30 this morning so was up bright and early. Was 24th in queue to get a basket - then there was a glitch on the site. Now number 661 in the queue...
|
maggiebee
Lynn had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Lynn said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her...
|
maggiebee
Just watched this wonderful programme. Just loved all the links. What a wonderful world we live in.
|
maggiebee
Last one to get. All answers start and end with the same letter:
eg Conflict seen in this city = Warsaw
3. Close by =...
|
maggiebee
Animals Quiz. Only one to get - no letters given, just that the answers are all animals:
30. Sounds like a double tripod with six legs...
|
maggiebee
Had some great help on here today - only two to get and closing date is approaching fast. Thinking caps on folks, answers are animals. 13. Run back 30. Sounds just like a double tripod with six legs...
|
maggiebee
These are driving me nuts! Have spent hours googling lists of animals, anagrams etc. and am at hair tearing stage!! All answers are animals - no number of letters given. 1 A mixed decree 2 Plain Stalk...
|
maggiebee
Having problems with a few. All the answers are animals - no letters given. eg "Stare at a back measure" Gazelle 1. A painting frame gains a point 2. This sounds like a chain! 3. Sounds just...
|
maggiebee
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the Prime Minister David Cameron`s health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash...
|
maggiebee
Happy Progenitor A’s Day! Dear marriage supporter, When Spain redefined marriage the Spanish Government rewrote birth certificates, removing the words “father and mother” and...
|
maggiebee
Follow up on previous discussion about housework: A note on dusting: remember, a layer of dust protects the wood beneath it. A house becomes a home when you can write "I love you" on the...
|
maggiebee
An ode of English plurals We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should...
|
maggiebee
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that? How is it possible to have a civil war? Atheism...
|
maggiebee
Had a quick look out of the bedroom window and thought I had a rather strange looking pigeon in the garden. Turned out it was a beautiful sparrowhawk. Didn't stay long but made my day.
|
