ll_billym
It wasn't an easy decision to pull the plug on my ex-wife's life support machine but I really did need to charge my phone.
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ll_billym
Hi, I am looking for a simple app that will run in the background at all times on my Android phone and play a sound of my choice (always the same sound) at random intervals during a set period - maybe...
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ll_billym
Hi, I can find information on the viewing figures for the UK as a whole but I am trying to find out the figures broken down into demographics. Specifically I am interested in women aged 25-40 but any...
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ll_billym
... So I just bought tickets to the Grand National.
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ll_billym
The staff.
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ll_billym
My question is obviously totally theoretical but I think it makes sense and I'd just like an explanation of the effect please, I don't know if it's relativity or Doppler or something else: You are in...
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ll_billym
Can anybody recommend an anonymous VPN service I can use for net privacy please? I have a 60Mbps connection that in reality I only get around 40, and my combined DL and UL is between 80 and 350 GB per...
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ll_billym
It was in the context of relativism in ethics but it fits in here quite nicely too I think: A high-powered ethics institute presented a panel of representatives from the great religions. First the...
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ll_billym
I was having a great time at the Nazi karaoke evening... And then I went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like I love Jews.
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ll_billym
The highs and lows of being a teacher. One day you are reading the register, the next day you're on one.
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ll_billym
Kate Middleton is an anagram of NAKED TIT MODEL.
Just saying like....
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ll_billym
My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday. He was caught in a trap.
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ll_billym
It's my Scouse nephews birthday tomorrow so as a surprise for him I've put £10 in his nans purse.
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ll_billym
Armed police will be in duty during the Olympics. Unarmed police will be on duty during the Paralympics.
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ll_billym
I got home last night to find a note on the television from the wife. It said ""It's just not working, I'm leaving you". I plugged it in, switched it on, nothing wrong with it!
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ll_billym
A woman goes to the doctors and says she's got a green mark on either side of her bajingo. He has a look and says "You're not having an affair with a gypsy by any chance?" "Yes",...
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ll_billym
I just got sacked from my job as a bingo caller, apparently 'A meal for two with a hairy view' is not the way to call 69.
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ll_billym
This was mentioned on an episode of Big Bang Theory and I wanted to look into it more but cannot remember much about it. It is a human condition, named after the person who described it, and...
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ll_billym
Two Irish men are driving around town when a police car shows up behind them and flashes the to pull over. The police officer taps on their window. "We are looking for two rapists" said the...
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ll_billym
How pathetic are the church? They tried to pull The Bible out and now they are referring to a dictionary. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17329902 Why can't they just admit that they are scared...
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