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Doctor, would you please kiss me '' says the patient'' No, you are a beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics '' replies her doctor. ''please, just one kiss'' she pleads. ''sorry'' says the...
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The lady who does the voiceover on the M&S food adverts is making me hungry. She sells food to me with her voice. The lady in the Legaldirect advert? i hate her Does anyone agree?
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Your life flashed before you?
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Any suggestions for making them taste nicer ie add a spice or something. Its going with Gammon, cauliflower cheese and the normal trimmings. Sorry for hijacking B&S Need a quick suggestion tia
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Woman goes 2 buy a parrot. The parrots are ?200 ?100 & ?15. She asks why the last parrot is so cheap? ''because he use to live in a brothel'' says the shopkeeper. That dosen't bother me she said and...
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Tho it was foolish of the Celtic fan to run onto the pitch in the game against AC Milan last night, i thought Dida's actions we're nothing short of disgraceful. The Celtic fan hardly touched him, yet...
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What does this ''THING'' suffer from.
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You was told that you had to give up smoking/drinking for the sake of, 1} your own health {ie prolong life by 10 years} 2} pregnancy { could lose the baby} 3} A.N.Other {raising your family for...
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turned up at old trafford tonight to see uniteds future mugged off by coventry. Are the majority of these supporters thick, or has fergie pulled of another sting by mugging genuine supporters via...
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Changed for the better/worst since you have been together? And say knowing what you know about your partner now. would He/She still be the one for you if you was starting a relationship all over...
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Seeing that a recent article stated that women preferred men's manners to looks. What annoying habits/manners frustrate us guys when it comes to dating the opposite sex.{that includes relationships...
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Has lost his appeal against his red card against Manure last sunday. This does not mean that he was guilty of a red card offence, its means that because FIFA does not allow cards to be downgraded...
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I was listening to the radio this morning and the presenter commented to another presenter about where did people meet there other half. He went on to say that if no one worked or no one drank...
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Will he now become the centre of attention for the Media, now that jose has gone. In other words, every point that liverpool drop could be a nail in his coffin in regards to him staying as liverpool...
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Is the liverpool bubble burst after only 6 games. All the talk was that with laying out ?50million, this would be the season that they would throw down the gaunlet to chelsea and liverpool. They had a...
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Jose mourinho says he wishes to return to his native portugal and dissappear out of the spotlight quitely..... the Mc Canns say they can help. I think your agree its a better joke than the garbage...
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I'm totally shocked that chelsea have let jose go my mutal consent. Apparently they {boardroom management} blamed it on jose's buying and selling of players prior to the start of this season. Chelsea...
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1} Your biggest pet hate. 2} Green ginger wine or Black russian 3} Steve McClaren or Graham ''turnip'' Taylor 4} Ena sharples or Sofia Loren 5} Hospital food or Pigs intestines 6} Truth or Dare 7}...
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A hapless criminal is thought to have made legal history after he was tried and convicted in a record -breaking 72 minutes,the ministry of justice said. Shaun Murray 28, from Workington, was found...
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After someone you have been with for years dies Ps, My wife is fine by the way lol. It was just brought up in a discussion the other day, and it got a mixed response
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