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Chris Huhne...........

.........claimed £119 in expenses for a trouser press Methinks it was probably for his Bisexual lover by the look of her! http://www.dailymail....girl-Doc-Martens.html...
09:17 Thu 24th Jun 201011 answers, last by jake-the-peg 11:59 Thu 24th Jun 2010
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Annoying tv adverts........

.........I guess a lot of people would say 'Go compare' or 'We buy any car' For me it's the moneysupermarket ones with that unfunny 'comedian' Omid Djalili - i mute the tv every time one comes on...
09:55 Wed 23rd Jun 201027 answers, last by tinkerbell23 12:22 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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Big Brother.......

......gobby Shabby has a girlfriend and knows that the irish girl has a serious boyfriend, so isn't it about time she toned down the lesbian on heat act?
09:17 Wed 23rd Jun 20103 answers, last by CuteToni 08:20 Sat 26th Jun 2010
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Sticky residue on windscreen and roof......

.......I have just purchased a car which has recently had a new windscreen fitted Two strips of approx 10" sticky tape have been stuck on the top of the windscreen, overlapping onto the roof...
19:06 Tue 22nd Jun 20103 answers, last by joeluke 22:10 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Fishing.......

.........sitting at the edge of water for hours, you eventually catch a fish..........and then promptly throw it back in the water!!! Sorry but I fail to see the logic Reckon most blokes who fish just...
13:05 Tue 22nd Jun 201014 answers, last by China Doll 13:43 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Alex Ferguson......

.......sticking his jock oar in where it's not needed Would he have made such statements if it involved the Scotland football team? Then again, Scotland never qualify for the World Cup finals these...
11:14 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Yet another benefits cheat

.......surely he should have got a custodial sentence? http://www.express.co...-in-71k-benefits-scam...
10:34 Tue 22nd Jun 20103 answers, last by bibblebub 21:59 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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North Korean football squad

After yesterdays 7-0 loss would it be a good idea for them all to defect after the World Cup before they go home and suddenly mysteriously 'disappear'?
09:11 Tue 22nd Jun 20102 answers, last by joeluke 09:18 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Jabulani ball

Why do these sports 'scientists' bother to create these new footballs? It seems fairly obvious from the games so far that the balls are way too light. How many corners and free-kicks have been 'over...
19:13 Sun 20th Jun 20102 answers, last by 1rovert 22:28 Sun 20th Jun 2010
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Diego Maradona............

...........what I'm most looking forward to in this WC is the arrogant, bloated junkies face when Argentina get knocked out
14:26 Thu 17th Jun 201032 answers, last by Steve.5 02:09 Sat 19th Jun 2010
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5 secrets of a perfect relationship...........

1. It's important to have a woman who cooks, cleans and has a job 2. It's important to have a woman who loves you and is great in bed 3. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh 4. It's...
10:24 Thu 17th Jun 20101 answer, last by ummmm 10:25 Thu 17th Jun 2010
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Those new 3D TV's..............

..........are so realistic I fell asleep watching a Liverpool game and when I woke up my wallet had been nicked!...
10:07 Thu 17th Jun 2010
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England's team for Fridays game.....(cont)

The problem with Heskey is well documented - he's a striker who doesn't score......okay he did set up Gerrard's goal but he also missed an easy chance when clean through on the keeper........In...
10:10 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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England's team for Fridays game.....

........from the team which finished the game against the US, Capello needs to dump Green, Carragher, Heskey and Wright-Phillips Green's confidence will be shot, we can't afford another of his...
10:07 Tue 15th Jun 20107 answers, last by jackthehat 10:44 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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Fed up already.......

........of people saying they are fed up already of the World Cup It's here, deal with it I hate politics, it bores me to tears but I don't constantly whinge about it If it's on the news I change...
08:45 Fri 11th Jun 201011 answers, last by B00 09:26 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Migrants who want to marry a Briton must pass English test

http://www.dailymail....ass-English-test.html What about all the Britons who can't even speak proper English? Shouldn't they have to pass a test first too? I isn't spouting fiction now, Is I? Innit...
09:16 Thu 10th Jun 201020 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:02 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Fox attack

The attack on 2 babies by a fox recently was terrible but at the end of the day this was an extremely isolated incident, whereas incidents of rottweilers, bull terriers etc attacking/maiming/killing...
10:52 Wed 09th Jun 201041 answers, last by mrs.chappie 17:26 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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Why don't vain women play football?

.....because you wouldn't get 10 of them to wear the same outfit at the same time Why are women so bothered if someone else is dressed the same as they are Generally blokes couldn't give a t0ss if...
09:47 Wed 09th Jun 201015 answers, last by MissCommando 10:46 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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Wake up and smell the coffee

http://www.thesun.co....-harassed-minder.html Some guys really don't know when they are well off The queue to replace him has just reached New York Next week on Planet Zanussi:......... Kelly Brook's...
09:25 Wed 09th Jun 20107 answers, last by joeluke 09:42 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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Blue Badges

I sympathise with people who have a disability but why are Blue Badge holders given free parking? They are permitted to park on single and double yellow lines, plus for free at on-street parking...
22:51 Tue 08th Jun 201062 answers, last by lesblue 14:13 Wed 09th Jun 2010

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