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Sex

Man goes to see a psychiatrist about his obsession with sex. Doctor says, "I'm going to show you a picture. Tell me the first words that come into your head." Man says, "T!ts and...
15:46 Mon 17th Sep 20127 answers, last by marval 18:08 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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Ricky Hatton beaten in comeback fight

http://www.thesun.co....-attacked-by-dad.html...
19:20 Sat 15th Sep 20124 answers, last by ryusdwnbnmfjwh 03:58 Sun 16th Sep 2012
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Rio Ferdinand

.......refused to shake John Terry's and Ashley Cole's hands before the kick off of todays game Like Luis Suarez refusing to shake Patrice Evra's hand last season, Ferdinand has made himself look a...
15:51 Sat 15th Sep 201218 answers, last by Kerosene 12:14 Mon 17th Sep 2012
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Male 'morning sickness'

http://www.dailymail....ncy-symptoms-too.html What a crock of sh!t 'Morning sickness, sore nipples and two stone weight gain' Permanently hungover, shirt's too tight and eating too many pies more like...
22:05 Mon 10th Sep 201225 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 07:08 Tue 11th Sep 2012
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Tour of Britain

Just watched it pass at end of our road More Police motorcycles than cyclists, blink and you'd miss it, can't see what all the fuss is about...
15:18 Sun 09th Sep 20121 answer, last by D97x7 15:24 Sun 09th Sep 2012
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Princess Eugenie

I see she's inherited a complete lack of style from trashy mother http://www.dailymail....ance-Paralympics.html...
20:44 Fri 07th Sep 201286 answers, last by chaptazbru 16:08 Sat 08th Sep 2012
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Cover versions

Superb new cover of Purple's 'When a Blind Man Cries' by Metallica, can't stop listening to it, just leapt to the top of my favourite covers list Anyone else got a favourite cover version?...
21:11 Thu 06th Sep 201213 answers, last by factor30 18:40 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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Liverpool v Arsenal

2 observations Olivier Giroud has joined the list of bum strikers Wenger has bought for big money (Gervinho, Chamakh) Pepe Reina is past his sell-by-date...
15:18 Sun 02nd Sep 20122 answers, last by Duncer 15:19 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Joey Barton signs for Marseille

.......and he's also going to be starring in Sky's new series of An Idiot Abroad
21:44 Sat 01st Sep 20122 answers, last by Duncer 14:34 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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Doggone

Phoned my neighbour this morning to tell him that his Pekingese had cr@pped all over my lawn. Also, told him that he owes me a new lawn mower blade....
21:16 Sat 01st Sep 20125 answers, last by woidfhoioiwg 02:44 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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Hot date

I was sat at the bar waiting to meet a bird that I'd been chatting to over the Internet earlier, when I got a tap on the shoulder. "Are you Dave?" the woman asked with a smile. "You're...
20:21 Wed 29th Aug 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:51 Thu 30th Aug 2012
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Popping the question

"Oh good, you're sitting down", I said to my girlfriend, "I have something really important to ask you." I got down on one knee and was about to pop the big question, when she...
20:04 Wed 29th Aug 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 22:35 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Ugly

Tom Thumb, Cinderella and Quasimodo are sitting down having a chat discussing world records. Tom Thumb says "I bet I am the smallest person in the world". Cinderella loving herself with the...
19:24 Wed 29th Aug 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 22:44 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Birthday treat

It's my birthday today and my girlfriend's just texted promising the me a "*** I can only dream off." I can't wait. God knows how she's managed to contact Kelly Brook, never mind persuade...
19:18 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Crack

I was shocked when I discovered my friend had a huge crack addiction. I caught him in a threesome with Vanessa Feltz and Dawn French....
21:21 Mon 27th Aug 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 22:43 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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Water butts

Have inherited a couple of water butts from a neighbour, but one of them leaks as it has a 4" split on its base Is it repairable and if so how?...
23:44 Thu 23rd Aug 20125 answers, last by hsdfgew 02:16 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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Prince Harry

Prince Harry's father is said to have laughed off the naked photos that have been leaked to the media, saying boys will be boys. However Prince Charles is said to be livid....
21:12 Wed 22nd Aug 20127 answers, last by craft1948 23:09 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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Blackberry bush

Blackberry bush in back garden is full of fruits but a lot of the red ones which have ripened into black ones also have small sections of pale pink on them Never happened in previous years. Anyone...
18:19 Wed 22nd Aug 20121 answer, last by tenrec 18:20 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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See, we always told you it was good for you ladies

http://www.dailymail....fight-depression.html...
15:48 Wed 22nd Aug 201235 answers, last by gness 17:38 Wed 22nd Aug 2012

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