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Wife

My wife had a near death experience last night She thought it'd be a good idea to start hoovering while the football was on...
19:05 Thu 11th Oct 20122 answers, last by lisaamrk547 10:18 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Passion

Me and the girlfriend started getting frisky in the rear seat last night After 5 minutes, the windows started fogging over...... After 10 minutes, the car was really rocking back and forth...... After...
18:31 Thu 11th Oct 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 10:34 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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007

I was at a James Bond themed fancy dress party last night when a chunky blonde came up to me "Hey there gorgeous, you make a great Daniel Craig." she purred. "The way you stand, the...
18:11 Thu 11th Oct 20125 answers, last by weecalf 12:03 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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Suarez

After yesterdays olympic standard effort has there ever been a more blatant diver than Luis Suarez? http://cdn02.cdnwp.ce...he-judges-600x450.jpg...
19:43 Mon 08th Oct 201214 answers, last by Duncer 11:49 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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Happy couple

The wife and I had a brilliant night last night. She went to the bingo and I sh@gged her sister....
16:10 Sat 06th Oct 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 09:43 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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Abu Hamza.....

......didn't really enjoy the in-flight movie yesterday Coming to America...
16:03 Sat 06th Oct 20128 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:11 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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Countdown

Enjoy watching Countdown (mainly solving the numbers games) but Nick Hewer simply doesn't work as the host for me He spent all this week licking Ranulph Fiennes @r$e, so much so it almost became the...
14:37 Sat 06th Oct 201227 answers, last by methyl 21:30 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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Come quickly

I said to a girl, "If you come back to my house and have sex with me tonight, I can guarantee you an amazing orgasm within 40 seconds." "What makes you so confident that of that?"...
18:41 Thu 04th Oct 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 12:10 Fri 05th Oct 2012
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Reversing

I've got one of those things that means I know exactly how far I am from the car behind me when I'm reversing so I do not crash into it. A penis....
15:44 Tue 02nd Oct 201227 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:14 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Adele

Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Titled 'Diet Another Day'...
15:38 Tue 02nd Oct 20124 answers, last by maggiebee 21:26 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Spurs win at Old Trafford

Hung on a bit in second half but got the result, ManU not having their 12th man (Clattenberg/Webb) on their side for a change helped COYS...
20:09 Sat 29th Sep 20129 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:03 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Adele

is just jealous of other female artists' hot bodies........because she doesn't have one herself No one would want to see her blobby body in skimpy outfits anyway .....or am I wrong?...
19:22 Thu 27th Sep 201238 answers, last by beso 02:22 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Album

I was going to buy Meat Loaf's new album, but then I decided I'd rather listen to something a bit heavier. So I bought Adele's album instead....
19:34 Sun 23rd Sep 20123 answers, last by carrust 19:43 Sun 23rd Sep 2012
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Reading newspapers

I want to read about the important (sports) news first so I always read a newspaper from the back page to the front, after the sports section quickly flicking through the rest of the paper Anyone else...
19:32 Sun 23rd Sep 201215 answers, last by Duncer 21:53 Sun 23rd Sep 2012
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Jonjo Shelvey red card

Yellow card maybe but red card was harsh 2 players here going in hard but fair for a 50/50 challenge, both only concentrating on winning the ball, Shelvey reached ball split second late and is red...
18:47 Sun 23rd Sep 20125 answers, last by joeluke 18:19 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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Accident

I was driving when I was involved in a minor accident. There was nothing I could do when the bag went off. "We don't have time for this, my mother needs picking up cos her hospital appointment...
21:57 Thu 20th Sep 20129 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:27 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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Princess

My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I took some pictures of her t!ts and put them on the internet....
21:51 Thu 20th Sep 201216 answers, last by osdfnxnb 02:49 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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Unhappy wife

My wife was furious after I spent all Saturday night getting p!ssed with my mates, and then to add insult to injury, when we went finally got to bed, I was in no state to perform and vomited all over...
20:07 Tue 18th Sep 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 15:24 Wed 19th Sep 2012
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Size

After hot passionate sex with my girlfriend last night, she snuggled up next to me and said "You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had" Apparently "Ditto" is not really...
19:36 Tue 18th Sep 20122 answers, last by fifimac 22:29 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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Funeral

It was my mother in law's funeral yesterday. When her coffin was lowered into the ground the vicar asked us all to throw something in that we wanted her to take the grave with her. It took my wife...
19:07 Tue 18th Sep 20125 answers, last by thetaliesin 09:10 Thu 20th Sep 2012

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