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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop...
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Where are all you 'Chatterbankers' today? very scarce on the ground as yet. Perhaps they've all gone away for the BH weekend. My brain isn't geared up for crosswords and puzzles today. but I do hope...
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"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina. "Fifty years," Grandma replied. "That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all...
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wooaaww!! Its got me up again, the pain of this sciatica, I've taken my quota of tablets, I've rubbed my gel in but to no avail, boy is it telling me.... I'm going to do a hot water bottle now, I've...
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My printer (an hp Deaskjet3050 psc) I had as a xmas pressie, its been fine but the inks have run out & I've got the new cartridges to go in, but can't work out how to get the old ones out. In the...
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Top Dumb Blonde Jokes Yes, the top best blonde jokes of all time! (In reverse order - best last. Please read the Disclaimer.) ---------------------------------------------...
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We've put our central heating on to check things out before the cold nights are upon us, Nothing, things are not working. I phoned the heating engineers who serviced it 4 weeks ago & things were...
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I've got a couple of Great/Nieces (My nephews girls), we've always been fairly close and since they were born I've always given them money for their B/days.& Christmas I feel now though (they both...
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache! 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis...
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London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A...
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I've been in agony the last few days, it all started with a dull pain in my right buttock then the pain became more intense & now its like someone is prodding me there with a red hot poker. Now it...
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Sometimes... When you cry.... No one sees your tears. Sometimes... When you are in pain. No one sees your hurt. Sometimes.. When you are worried.. No one sees your stress Sometimes.. When you are...
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A Police STOP at 1 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse...
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Good Morning folks, I never thought that one day I'd be leading the "Good Morning" thread, I'm never up early enough. Where are youreal early birds. After all the day ismarching on. Its a...
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This bloke is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The bloke says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot...
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I wasn't sure where to put this one... I've been looking after my Grandchildren for a couple of days & we were going through an old Nursery Rhymn book (was mine) & the youngest (5) said...
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A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the Hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in...
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A woman went to the doctor's and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her...
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Gonna meet some friends for lunch & being as we're all coming from different locations we're meeting outside the church In St. Martin in the Fields London. I've been before and alighted at...
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