Jemisa
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the Kitchen, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I...
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Jemisa
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful...
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Jemisa
Has anyone been to the end of the pier at Southend lately? we went Sunday aft'n it was v/braising/ What we did notice were colonies of birds living side by side with the seagulls but we'd not seen any...
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Jemisa
I know for most working people Friday would be your favourite, end of the week & all that but what about you who have retired what day is your favourite? Mine is Monday - Slob out day for me, no...
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Jemisa
I had some lovely presents for xmas but the one I find the most useful is a 'Speaking Clock' knowing my eyes are getting dodgy & I have difficulty seeing our clocks my H bought me this speaking...
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Jemisa
Are your xmas decorations still up? ours are but they're coming down today (13th night) been busy busy. Whats the longest you've left 'em for?
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Jemisa
A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with £10 notes. He thinks there must be at least five grand in it. He approaches the barman...
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Jemisa
Forgetter Be Forgotten ? My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be...
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Jemisa
Whats all this going on with Pat? Is she leaving the soap soon?
In the story-line there doesn't seem much hope does there?
jem...
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Jemisa
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Manchester, My brother decided to have his next one done while visiting friends in South London , where the beautiful nurses...
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Jemisa
Is there anyone out there who doesn't like being out of their 'Comfort Zone'? I'll go places but I get bored easy and want to go home. Even visiting my own kids in their homes I can't wait to go home....
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Jemisa
If you see a Q or topic you would like to answer or comment on & then notice there are already 40 - 50 reply's, Do you bother adding your bit or decide youcan't be arsed?
Jem...
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Jemisa
I heard today that the Duke could be in hospital for up to 2 weeks,makes me think there could be complications then. He had a stent put in & normally people are out within 4 days. I had open heart...
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Jemisa
Christmas eve at midnight i walked into the kitchen to get a bottle of champers to celebrate christmas & found myself paddling around in 2" of hot water. Someone (Mr Nobody) had left the tap...
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Jemisa
It took me all week, but I finally got my tree up! "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and...
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Jemisa
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink...
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Jemisa
Mince Pie Rules.. 1. If you eat a mince pie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first mince pie is the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet Coke...
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Jemisa
Thanks AB editor for the Christmas email. made interesting reading.
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Jemisa
Drink driving ..... I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the law on our way home from the odd...
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Jemisa
At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars .... see if they slow down!! 2 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with...
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