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it has been a long, busy and emotional week - with extremely early starts - and i am exhausted
so i am hitting the sack
i wish everyone a pleasant evening...
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my verdict - WOW! certainly worth the four year wait...
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an advert for audi motors, very tongue in cheek - made me smile...
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A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating." The teacher says, "No, I said, fascinate." Another little...
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A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor?...
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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably... "My wife...
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline...
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name one single meal - starter, main or dessert, that begins with the same letter as an AB'er
alphabetically
i shall start off
apple pie, for albaqwerty...
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In the morning Tom calls to his boss: - Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not...
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Two blondes were flying to Paris from London. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced, 'One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry, we have...
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A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the...
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A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical: - Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100? - That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke? - No - Do you drink? - No - Do you...
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next Saturday on bbc2, from 2005hrs till 2100hrs 'the star trek story' it is listed as "a documentary exploring the cultural impact of star trek, and chronicling through history of one of the world's...
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.. are on opposite sides of a river. One screams to the other, "How do I get on the other side?"
The first one yells back, "You ARE on the other side!"...
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........to the local blacksmith for a job.
"Have you got any experience shoeing horses?" he asked.
"No" I replied "but I did tell a donkey to sod off yesterday..."...
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i'm using my blackberry playbook, and i want to copy & paste some text from one site to another i have already done it hundreds of times without a problem however, now there is a problem.......when i...
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the lavatory door you’re on....
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or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?...
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...to do the weekly checks on the car (oil level, tyre pressures etc) when i got to the air machine at the garage, i noted the cost had gone up from 30p to 50p i asked the attendant "why the increase...
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What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears......
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