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First it was Labour's ex P.M. Blair sniffing for Presidential favours and now we have a Labour peer in the job hunting market. No work in the UK?...
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How much lower can this odious creep stoop? Who is it who keeps telling us ,"You have to have a long spoon to sup with the Devil?"...
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Word of warning I believe that the Quick clue 40D should read 'Loop'. It is written as leap which I think is a misprint. The cryptic clue is sound ,though, for the same answer. Hope that helps...
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman...
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One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Bill behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!' Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike...
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Time of year for the Chess championships? (6 , 6) Ihave : M???N?/ ??A?O? TIA...
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Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?" Abe replies,"I don't know,...
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Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in." God asks...
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I...
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The Queen says to Prince Philip "I don't know which hat to wear tomorrow, the mink or the fox?" Philip asks "Where are you going?" "Wigan" replies the Queen "Wear the fox hat" says Phil 'In Lancashire...
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Sir Cliff Richard announced he was to visit Japan for the very first time. Japanese television announce a competition and the winner would be brought to the studio to meet Sir Cliff. Mr Sakamoto from...
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance...
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KIDS IN CHURCH > > 3-year-old Reese > : > 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, > Harold is His name. > Amen.' > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > A little boy was overheard praying: > 'Lord, if...
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Three Sisters............ Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.. She puts her foot in and pauses... She yells to the other sisters, "Was I...
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A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives, when he realized that the one thing he had never taught them,...
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Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in Southern Ireland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says; ‘The...
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> > > Some people miss the old kind of (Yiddish) humour. Not a single swear word in their comic routines as shown below: > > > A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you...
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A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a...
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Two Aussie builders (Patrick and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to...
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A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news." The client:...

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