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Don't know what to buy a demanding woman for Xmas?

Don't know if this will work.....
14:55 Mon 30th Nov 200913 answers, last by Sqad 17:42 Mon 30th Nov 2009
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It's a chore...........

Q. What's long and hard........and makes a woman moan like **** A. An ironing board....
19:03 Sat 28th Nov 20095 answers, last by snags 19:18 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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Is your shopping getting more expensive?

There is supposed to be a credit crunch and pay rises are non-existent or very low, yet each week my supermarket shop seems to cost more. I was emailed by Tesco today to tell me I could book my Xmas...
14:16 Fri 27th Nov 200950 answers, last by mccfluff 16:20 Fri 27th Nov 2009
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Nuts anybody?

A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up. After...
16:28 Mon 23rd Nov 20095 answers, last by craft1948 16:42 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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Blonde Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points...
16:18 Mon 23rd Nov 20098 answers, last by Changing_man 17:34 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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Does sqad play golf?

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up to apply for the position. One is a very fit looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in...
14:31 Mon 23rd Nov 20094 answers, last by marval 19:00 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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Where's all Crasspers threads gone?

Was he somebody naughty......
01:13 Sun 22nd Nov 200931 answers, last by Wongle-Doken 02:03 Sun 22nd Nov 2009
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Just had the police round......

Apparently an old lady in the next street was burgled yesterday. (I do live in an elderly community as there are a lot of bungalows in the immediate area) A man walked straight into her house, shoved...
16:59 Tue 17th Nov 200922 answers, last by Sqad 17:51 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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I see Edward Woodward has died

Even though it's sad news I still have a vision of him going up in flames in The Wicker Man.....
14:19 Mon 16th Nov 200911 answers, last by MonkeyFace 16:05 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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Postal Scam....

Can you circulate this around especially as Xmas is fast approaching - it has been confirmed by Royal Mail. The Trading Standards Office are making people aware of the following scam: A card is posted...
19:30 Sat 14th Nov 200913 answers, last by EDDIE51 00:00 Sun 15th Nov 2009
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Am I the only person in the world.........

who really doesn't want to watch the Osmonds?
21:12 Wed 11th Nov 200940 answers, last by pericat 21:57 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Today's rant is about ......Banks

Decided to close my on-line ISA account with the Halifax as (a) I want the money to buy something, and (b) the rate is rubbish compared to my other bank accounts. Couldn't find anything on the site to...
17:33 Tue 10th Nov 200917 answers, last by craft1948 19:01 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Watching E4 or something....

Tom Cruise...ffs
01:39 Sun 08th Nov 20097 answers, last by Dunloptyre 01:46 Sun 08th Nov 2009
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Don't blame me........I only copy the emails.....

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin .. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,...
15:32 Sat 07th Nov 200911 answers, last by craft1948 15:51 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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Aw....bless....

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went...
15:28 Sat 07th Nov 20091 answer, last by lucca 18:46 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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You young ones.....tut tut

A kid was sitting on the stairs with his cat and a bag of Smarties. His mum was watching him. He put a Smartie in his mouth, bit the cat and moved down a step. He then put another Smartie in his...
18:59 Thu 05th Nov 20096 answers, last by redman41 16:58 Fri 06th Nov 2009
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Katie Price is hot, hot, hot...........

I think this is hilarious........will Katie appreciate it or blame Peter? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8342409.stm...
17:31 Wed 04th Nov 200911 answers, last by smudge 21:38 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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Leylandii

I'm thinking of planting golden leylandii along 2 sides of my garden...........I know they have to be pruned regularly and I intend to limit them to 5 feet high. Any problems with them I should know...
00:48 Wed 04th Nov 200929 answers, last by craft1948 16:12 Fri 06th Nov 2009
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Simon Cowell the good guy?

A little girl needs half a million pounds for treatment in the USA and has only about 10 days before her time for treatment runs out. Fund raising had raised (I think) about...
19:58 Mon 02nd Nov 200912 answers, last by lilsecret 23:55 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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I see the Rooney sprog has arrived....

So what do we think to Kai Wayne Rooney........
17:41 Mon 02nd Nov 200929 answers, last by theonlyone 22:23 Mon 02nd Nov 2009

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