carsonking
A hip hop tune from the 80's has been ringing round my head for two days now and i can't remember the name of the tune or the performer, all i remember is one line, lol,, the line is 'brentwood girls...
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carsonking
My sister has a skirt that is split in half and when she walks along you can see her calf, she has another one that's split up the front but she don't wear than one very often.
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carsonking
If you say put 5kg of it on top of a block of flats, how many floors would it go through before going out?
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carsonking
Two Paddy's go for a job on a building site, Sean goes in first and the boss says, 'give me a sentence with the word 'great' in it and you have got the job', Sean says 'i've got a new donkey jacket...
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carsonking
. . . . . . . . . . . We now have 9 cases of swine fever in the UK, thats nothing, i know at least 20 complete ********.
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carsonking
My ice cream van does a special. It's called a 69 -...
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carsonking
What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his bum.
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carsonking
Because they can't make a fist.
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carsonking
I have a new van and whilst i am trying to sell my old one, can i leave the old one on the road, it is taxed but not insured i have transfered that to my new van?
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carsonking
Does anyone know the name of the horse riden by Sir Gawain?
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carsonking
Before and at the adverts there is a song advertising some bingo site, does anyone know the name of the song please?
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carsonking
Egypt and other countries around the world have built fantastic structures and invented so many things we still use today. The Greeks, The Romans, what happened, you wouldn't be too comfortable if...
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carsonking
of Pakistani, so offensive, surly it's the same as 'Brit', i don't get it?
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carsonking
What height would a 14 stone medium build human have to jump from to reach terminal velocity?
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carsonking
Using rivers and canals, could i get a boat with a 14' beam from Hull to Bristol and how long would it take?
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carsonking
Is the railway station in Bristol, what does the 'meads' mean please?
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carsonking
I have an Olympus E510 with live view, when i plug this in to my LCD tv using USB, i can get the picture to come up on the tv, how can i get it to do it on my laptop?
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carsonking
The BBC is running a trailer for a series called 'Who do you think you are', does anyone know the tune they play with the whistleing? Thanks.
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carsonking
How long does the average house fly live for?
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carsonking
I have no audio at all, when i open i-tunes i get the message " i-tunes have detected a problem with your audio configeration. Audio/Video playback may not operate properly". System restore does not...
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