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A man walks into a bar and says to the Barman ' give us a pint,- and a half for my friend here' The barman looks over the bar and sees a monkey on the other side . 'That's a Monkey' , says the barman...
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If a passenger in a vehicle is not wearing a seatbelt and vehicle is stopped by the police - who will be fined - the driver or the passenger ?
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"Holly, do you talk to your husband when you are having passionate sex?" Asked Mary. "No, why would I make a phone call like that when I am doing something important?" Replies Holly....
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Woman of the year ? - hmmm - what was the criteria then ? http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/men-of-the-year/home/moty-2014/kim-kardashian-woman-gq-men-of-the-year-awards-2014...
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Prompted by another thread - i will post afresh cos i dont know how often people re-vist threads . My question is - is it doing any harm to the engine or other parts if for example you are approaching...
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A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right...
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The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it....
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Accidentally got superglue on spectacle lens . Wipe it off , however it left a semi- transparent patch . Is there any product that can get rid of the patch , or is it now engrained into the lens...
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As you get older would you / have you considered a liitle nip & tuck , here and there - or do you think you should grow old gracefully ?...
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Went past this car again - would you beleive that it has been parked there for the last 40 + years in that condition ?...
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Is your front garden classed as ' in public ' ?
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How does Diuretics work - ( i know it makes you want to go more frequently -i.e. increases the production of urine ) but how exactly does it do that ?
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Little Ms Bazile has been offered a place at university - now confirmed , following her A level results . However , she does not want to do the course any longer , or even that she wants to go to...
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Now that Mercedes have cleared the air with Hamilton and Rosberg and team orders will no longer be there ; will we now see a fair fight to a conclusion ; and will the 'gods' now stop giving Hamilton a...
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Are paper driving licences to be widthdrawn soon ?
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What's the best way to treat a mice problem in a house . Traps , poison , call out a pest control firm ?...
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Have you ever been in any life threatening situations / had a lucky escape ? ( apart from illness ) ?...
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Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the wall of a prison As he turned and sneered at me, I thought , 'that's a little condescending'...
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I was wondering why a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets.... then it hit me....
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Bit unfortunate - or you never know , it might increase visitor numbers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990 //Simon Salem, of the Canal and River Trust, said the trust had...

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