Poor Woman

[marval]

A woman walked into a pet store

"I haven’t got much money", she told the assistant.

"So I’d like to know if you’ve got any kittens you’ll let go cheap."

"I’d let them, Madam.” said the assistant.

"But they prefer to meow."

[Baldric]

It's as if you'd just hopped off that scooter Tony!

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks for the info

[tonyav]

Can't be one of my old scooters, Baldric. Not enough mirrors on that one.
Nice thought though.

[frugalfred]

Well, after all this time I checked on marval and found that she is indeed female - which adds a whole, new dimension to her pussy jokes!

[DTCwordfan]

voilà, fred, the old AB law, two-thirds of ABers are of the fairer sex......