Hot Nuts

[joggerjayne]

This is not the title of a porn movie.

Well, I say that. It might be, for all I know.

But we have a great little shop on Trafalgar Street called The Brighton Chilli Shop. I was in there today, and I bought some peanuts.

If you're buying spicy nuts, there's no point being half hearted and getting the jalapeño nuts, or the naga nuts, or the butch t something or other nuts.

You have to go to the top left hand end of the display and get the ... Carolina Reaper Nuts ... right?

Cripes, the things are sooooo hot !!

I'm eating them one at a time, with a large swig of chilled Sauvignon blanc after each one. I'm gonna be ratted, just from eating these nuts.

I'm also a bit worried about my bum in the morning.

[DTCwordfan]

whose nuts are on the bbq then? nothing like a few Komodos to get the bowels moving....watch out there in the English Channel and the North Sea.

[tonyav]

joggerjayne
Question Author
tony, I don't think I have any lager.

Send out for some then, jj.

[tonyav]

humbersloop
^^but the clutch bag has a knuckle duster clasp...

...as I said, pure class

sloopy I have always judged the class of a bird by the size of their knuckle dusters.