Anybody Got A Catapult I Can Borrow ?

[Bazile]

Had my car washed , only for some ' flipping ' ( and i've cleaned that up ) pigeons to crap all over it, a few hours later .

They seem to target my car for some reason - perhaps they are attracted to shiny black metal .

If i catch them , i'll give them a good kicking

[ivor4781]

your lucky you dont live near the coast bazile.lol
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cars+covered+in+seagull+***&biw=1280&bih=897&source=lnms&tbm=isch&;sa=X&ei=UNObVc-FO6LT7QbrqJW4CQ&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

[ivor4781]

wrong link ,this one
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cars+covered+in+seagull+***&biw=1280&bih=897&source=lnms&tbm=isch&;sa=X&ei=-dObVfmlD-mz7gaexZ6YAw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

[ivor4781]

i give up i tried ..........

[Thor_Kinnel]

Be careful I used a catapult to try and kill squirrels in my back yard I missed hit a tree the projectile then went over the house and smashed my car window
That's karma I suppose lol

[zebo]

Have other people had far more pigeons around than usual this year? They perch on the pergola over the decking and I'm fed up of having to scrub their doings away.

[Old_Geezer]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/20/article-2397878-1B6053E4000005DC-75_634x452.jpg ?

[maggiebee]

Know the problem. Have a neighbour who throws bread out every day for the birds. Gulls are always the first to turn up and leave via the car park. Would put money on getting a "wee present" every time I've had my car washed.

[Old_Geezer]

No, but far more snails & slugs.

[janbee]

I live on the coast and the gulls are total doo doo machines. When I say gulls, I mean gulls with attitude and very bad diarrhoea... and perfect aim !

[Baldric]

Look wot that nasty Baz has done everyone!!!!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEsOg4hnzbs7r5qwOhfnqv8RlpcZuZKxzqQdrLc5IUE66fBoeG

[retrocop]

https://uk.search.yahoo.com/search;_ylc=X1MDMjE0MjQ3ODk0OARfcgMyBGZyA3lmcC10LTkwMwRmcjIDc2EtZ3AEZ3ByaWQDBG5fZ3BzAzEwBG9yaWdpbgN1ay55YWhvby5jb20EcG9zAzMEcHFzdHIDBHF1ZXJ5A2ZvcmQga2EgYWR2ZXJ0IHdpdGggcGlnZW9ucwRzYWMDMQRzYW8DMQ--?p=ford%20ka%20advert%20with%20pigeons&;fr=yfp-t-903-s

[Bazile]

Honest officer, the avian specimen was already at peace ; when i arrived on the scene

[retrocop]

This is a shiny Black Ka

[Baldric]

Killer KA!!!!!!
LOL, good one
;o)

[woofgang]

oh loads of wood pigeons this year zebo, they are driving me crazy

[paddywak]

Love it retro.I sympathise with anybody living near the coast,I think the seagulls have a net work that lets them know when I'mcoming because no matter where we go every gull in the area seems to crap on my car,especially if I've just had it washed.

[Baldric]

We live right on the Seafront, have 3 cars parked on the drive, I wash 1 car a week so each on is done every 3 weeks, it's not very often they're used as targets by the Gulls (not Seagulls), but behind us, on the roads further up the hillside I know some people who have to do their car almost every day it's that bad.

[dustypuss]

Im coming for you --Bazile

http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/aHl7UXt1z6ZJ9OON7CNAY9qUisE.jpg

[Baldric]

Wow, that's flapping scary!!!!!!

[Bazile]

//Im coming for you --Bazile //

I'm waiting for you , big boy !!