Overheard Conversations Can Be Fun.......

gness | 17:43 Wed 17th Jun 2015 | ChatterBank

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...or not.
I inherited a two foot wide gravel path along the front of my house which I have finally changed....

I shifted and bagged the gravel....dug....sanded....leveled....and was on my knees laying the last paving stone when two young women sauntered by walking their dog....

The conversation I heard went.....

So what did you do?

We sat her down with the family on Sunday and said....Mum...you're getting on now...you can't keep doing things yourself.
Why don't we all look at some sort of sheltered accommodation for you...A little bungalow with a warden maybe....You could take it easy and we wouldn't worry.....

That seems a good idea.....How old is your Mum now?

Well, she's sixty five.

Sixty five!!!!!! Sixty five!!!!!!

Do I retire the tools and buy a rocking chair and bed jacket?..... ;-)

I Had An Idea

Unfit!

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Tilly2

Incorrigible, I think, Yont.

tonyav

Yep.

gness

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Oi!!!!

tonyav

WOT ?.

Tilly2

Pardon?

gness

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WOT?....You wait til I get the battery powered shopping trolly!....☻

tonyav

Doh, I'll book into A&E now then ;-)

gness

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I should, Tony......x

Tilly2

Oh on, Gness. Not a troll...y.

Peeerleeease don't!

gness

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Ooooo...Clever, Tilly.....must be my subconscious at work...... ;-)

Tilly2

Well you can't control your subconcious, Gness. What's in there, is in there.

Strawberry5

A couple of days ago, I was taking Pearl (my friend's sister's dog) for a walk. Two men were walking past; a young man and an older man. The young man said to the older man And I *** left her at 11 o'clock. Also, the young man had a northern English accent. I don't live in England, though; I live in Wales. Even though I'm English.

Also, I overheard an even more sweary conversation on the 4th of August, 2014.

Strawberry5

Oh, and the *ed word began with an f.

gness

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Amazing the swearing we hear, Strawberry.....I don't swear...well much...and MrG did say....bloody....once... which was so out of the ordinary I could only laugh....
But walk through town and the swearing you hear is just part of everyday language now.....

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