How To Confuse....

[gness]

....a lady with a history of loo problems....

I went to a party at the weekend....in a cricket club. Long journey so I headed straight for the loo...through the door which had two large cardboard notices on it....LADIES.....they read.

Inside were three sinks....and a long, stainless steel urinal with a flushy chain thing above.
Oh heck!...thought I....I'm in the gents.....
Checked the door.....definitely....LADIES....so I stared at the urinal....the long, narrow stainless steel urinal....

Now, even in my supple and athletic days there is no way I could have performed into it......not in a million years.....

Find the toilet for the disabled.....I thought.....so I did. It was around the corner with a very long queue of cross legged men outside and a cardboard sign on the door now reading.....GENTS....

Hmmmm....not such a good idea...so I headed back to the LADIES..... where I stared at the long, narrow urinal thinking.....there has to be a way...and lo and behold....I heard the glorious sound of flushing!

Out of view, behind me were two cubicles!!! Blessed relief!!!

The LADIES was being redecorated and we had been given the GENTS...and the chaps had been given the one and only toilet for the disabled....

And it was fun watching the chaps having to queue outside a loo as we ladies so often have to do.....☺

[tonyav]

But was it Strawberry flavour though ;-)

[murraymints]

nanna...of course !

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Psybbo]

Slip, sliding away, off to bed soon, thanks for the fun x

[murraymints]

nighty night sibs xx

[tonyav]

G'night Psybbo. x

[gness]

Night, Psybs.....taking a break myself now...the bats are around so I'm off to detect.......love balmy evenings....

My thanks also for the fun......☺

[murraymints]

nighty night G xx

[tonyav]

G'night gness. Good luck with the bat spotting.