Masturbation Will Leave Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife …..

[naomi24]

….warns Turkish televangelist.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/892594/masturbation-will-leave-hands-pregnant-in-afterlife-muslim-televangelist/

And there's me thinking it only makes you go blind. :o)

[Svejk]

Hope not. I'll be having octuplets.

[Old_Geezer]

So that's what the swelling is ! The hands are too late !

[retrocop]

Hans Knees and oops a baby!! :-)

[Svejk]

This is what we're up against. People actually listen to these lunatics.

[-Talbot-]

And there's me thinking it only makes you go blind. :o)



I definitely need glasses :0/

[joggerjayne]

Yikes. Does this also apply to, err, you know, hand jobs?

[Quoi]

but what if he's right.... ;O[

[retrocop]

even if you are on the pill ???

[shoota]

What of those who wear rubber gloves, eh?

[The Builder]

.................. so that's what a onesie is? ...............

[clara55]

this made me chuckle !!

[mushroom25]

when advising us that it "does you good like it bloody well should", Doc Cox never said anything about mrs palm's daughters getting pregnant....

[bednobs]

what if you use a vibrator i wonder, not your hands?

[jim360]

Right...

[ummmm]

Yay...I'm going to have a grand child :-)

[Fusion5]

He was obviously absent From school when they did sex education lessons. Muppet.

[aelmpvw]

does this mean i won't be able to play the piano in heaven?

[-Talbot-]

As per Turkish media reports, Mücahid Cihad Han made the remarks in response to a viewer’s question. The viewer called in Han’s show and said he kept masturbating, although he was married, and even during Umrah.


What is Umrah? it sounds like a chat show a bit like 'Trisha' or 'Oprah'

[sandyRoe]

It's the pilgrimage to Mecca, the Hajj. ^