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marval | 17:20 Sun 26th Apr 2015 | Jokes
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I was in the vegetable aisle at my local supermarket when the spring onions started breakdancing and doing hip hop.


The little rap scallions!
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Don't be ra(di)sh Marval
That's shallot with the puns.
And then the lemon grassed on them all
Lettuce stop all this now.
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Got to go, I need a leek.
I'd take a pinch of salt with that....................
gawd after that joke marval your face should be as red as a beetroot

some of these are just pure 24 carrot
Was it a Jasper Carrot joke?
Oi, Excel, gerroff. Mine's the carrot joke!

when i'm on a roll, i just carrot help myself
I like cheese and onion rolls. Scrummy.
Oh a spring roll as an alternative
Or a rollmop but that's a bit fishy!
Nice to see plenty sprouting here.....
Purple type DTC?

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