2+2+2 =7

[retrocop]

A teacher said to Johnny,
"If I give you two cats and then two more cats and another two cats how many cats do you have?"
Johnny. "seven sir"
Teacher. "No listen again.I give you two cats plus two cats and another two cats.How many cats are there?"
Johnny. " seven sir"
Teacher. "Lets do this another way. If I give you two apples then two more apples and another two apples how many apples do you have ?"
Johnny."six sir"
Teacher. "Great. So if I give you two cats and two cats and another two cats how many damn cats do you have?"
Johnny." seven sir".
Teacher. "Oh for God's sake.How the hell do you keep arriving at seven cats?" asked the teacher angrily.
Johnny replies angrily," Because I already have an effing cat sir!!!"

[askyourgran]

I have an ex cat RIP ziggy Will that count?

[tonyav]

Mmmm ok then 3 days and 6 hours 40 minutes to round the kittens up ( providing that the kittens are 3 males and four females ) and 10 minutes 40 seconds to scoff the melon ( providing the melon is of the honeydew variety ).

[tonyav]

Sure will aog. His memory counts.

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, remember that a Daisy is necessarily delicate!

[tonyav]

Will do, Daisy. Always wondered why though.

[askyourgran]

Thanks tiny, can I call you tiny? AOG aka AYG

[tonyav]

No you bloody well can't, AYG. sorry about that, the cats are distracting me ;-)

[DaisyNonna]

Petals

[tonyav]

They do have many petals, Daisy. Not very secure though.

[DaisyNonna]

Hence delicate!

[tonyav]

Anyhoo Daisy, I'm thinking of changing her name to cactus.

[Psybbo]

Ah, she dug her claws in!

[tonyav]

Yes again.