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excelsior-1 | 19:46 Mon 13th Apr 2015 | Jokes
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One evening as the sun goes down, Mr and Mrs vampire wake up and start thinking about their first meal of the day

"you stay here" he says, "I shall fly off and find some villagers, have a bite, then come back and let you know where to go to feed"

He starts flapping his arms and disappears out of the window.

Half an hour later he returns, and there is the trademark trickle of blood from the corner of his mouth.

She rubs her finger through the blood and licks it. "yum yum, where did you get this?" she asks. "come to the window, and i'll show you" he replies.

At the window he points - "see that large tree?" he asks, "yes I do" she says.

"Well I didn't" he grumbles
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Mmmmm, tasty !!
Should've settled for a plate of black pudding.

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