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retrocop | 13:04 Sat 21st Feb 2015 | Jokes
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Lorraine

There was this cop and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work at the station and discovered that a woman rookie officer had joined the force. Her name was Officer Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this cop was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing else he could do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with the new rookie. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current was strong and it carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing........
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"I can see clearly now lorraine has gone."
13:06 Sat 21st Feb 2015
"I can see clearly now lorraine has gone."
lol.
Ah, of course, this joke... "I can see Officer Clearly now that my old girlfriend Lorraine has departed this mortal coil". Classic song.

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