Spam fritters - that takes me back to my youth. The served spam sandwiches in the maternity hospital where I had my son - at 5.30 in the morning! I was so hungry I ate them.
The reason Jersey Royals are not so tasty as they were can be laid squarely at the doors of Brussels. They used to be stored in iodine rich seaweed, which gave them their distinct flavour, but the EU put the mockers on that.