A Great Aussie Story

qcumba | 11:16 Mon 22nd Dec 2014 | Jokes

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An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled
over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and
......... a Genie appeared !

"I can only grant four wishes !" the Genie said.
"Since there are four of you, you may have one wish apiece !"

Pointing to the Maori, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may
have the first wish."

The Maori thought for a moment, then said, "I wish for
a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back
to our homeland of Aotearoa."

Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared
on the skyline.

The Indian said, "I wish for enough aircraft to take
all fellow Indians back to our homeland !"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of aircraft filled the sky.

The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from
this horrible country infested with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim
countries and serve the Prophet Allah."
Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Australian, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish ?"

The Aussie watched as the loaded aircraft began moving toward the runway, then looked out to
sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at
all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

He said, "Look mate, just give me a cold beer. It really doesn't get any
better than this !"