Old joke....a bit rude !

mikey4444 | 11:33 Fri 19th Dec 2014 | Jokes

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Just found this, while searching for Max Miller jokes ::

A teacher was asking her young class about what words they knew.

"Now class, who can give me a sentence that contains the word "champion"?

Scruffy Tommy threw his hand up but the teacher knew better than to go to straight to him, so she chose the class swot, Emily.

Emily said "My father has a trophy for playing polo terribly well, so that makes him a champion".

"Very good Emily" said the teacher. "Now who can give me a sentence that contains the word 'champion' twice?

Again, Scruffy Tommy's hand flies up. The teacher looks around the class but nobody else is offering an answer. She sighs and relents.

"Al right Tommy, let's hear it then" she says.

Tommy says "This morning when we were havin' breakfast, me sister who's 14 came downstairs cryin' "I'm pregnant!" And me Dad went "Champion. ***' champion."

Tickled me, I can tell you !