Safe At Home.....at Last

[McMouse]

I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.

I've got four Pakistani flags raised in my garden - one at each corner- and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

The local police, Scotland Yard, and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer.

[Slapshot]

LOL!!! might be the only way.. ;0)

[-Talbot-]

You might get shot when you pick up the garden rake, McMouse.