One Kiss

[marval]

An extremely shy fellow once brought his date a bouquet of flowers.

She threw her arms around him and kissed him long and hard.

After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.

She exclaimed, "Oh! I'm sorry; I didn't mean to offend you."

"You didn't!" he replied. "I'm going to buy you some jewellery."

[Georgiesmum]

Love it!

[Old_Geezer]

Vajazzle ?

[Psybbo]

You get what you pay for LOL