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whiskeryron | 14:04 Sat 20th Sep 2014 | Jokes
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A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter.

He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning.
The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.



She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

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Lol, you could say she went out with a bang!
that's a blast, ron. ;)
It couldn't have been her pacemaker, could it?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1279940/
An excellent joke; however, now is not the time to associate Scottish people with gun-powder:)
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