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marval | 17:37 Wed 20th Aug 2014 | Jokes
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A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there’s nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home.


A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate.

"I want a companion who is small and cute," he says.

"She must love water sports and enjoy group activities."

The computer says, "Marry a penguin."


A young couple park in Lovers Lane.

"It’s very peaceful," says the girl.

"Listen, you can hear the crickets."

"They’re not crickets," replies the boy.

"They’re zippers."


A college student picks up his date at her parent’s home.

He’s scraped together every penny he has to take her to a fancy restaurant but, to his dismay, she orders everything expensive on the menu.

Appetisers, lobster, champagne – everything.

Finally he says, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"

"No" replies his date, "but then Mother’s not looking to get laid."















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Grrr MARVAL^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVOt2LK2Gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cTq2nh8xzI
Back at you, Tony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=irHm7-HMaO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIzY-ewRiUY
Darn, he beat me to it
xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SGbScr_4G0Y#t=7

Psybbo
Darn, he beat me to it


LOL.
Well call me greedy but a man can dream (even if I'm not called Fred)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYpr99FgEk
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Glad you are enjoying it psybbo.
Captain, that was my first thought o the Rock n Roll quiz, marvel xx, off to look at your quotes

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