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Do You Have A Favourite Mae West 1 Liner?

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kevanswerbank | 02:42 Sun 17th Aug 2014 | Jokes
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It's Mae West's birthday today (1892). Wikipedia has "I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it"
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" Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
I can't recall which film but some man says to her "Oh, I love you. You have beautiful hair, a lovely body, stunning shoulders, two lovely eyes so blue " and on and on he went. She just stood there looking at him and said "are you proposin' or takin' an inventory?"
"I used to be snow white, but I drifted" Not sure if this was May West or not though.
I'd rather be looked over than overlooked.
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When I'm good, I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

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