Unlikely Things.....

[excelsior-1]

......to hear on a consumer programme

"i want to complain about the new suchi restaurant at gatwick airport - there are nice large portions going around on the conveyor belt, but they taste like leather and plastic"

[Zacs-Master]

Did you mean sushi?

[marval]

lol

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

It's called Sosumi.

[Chipchopper]

Su what ? sounds like a recipe for salmonella to me!