Groan Alert

[marval]

Many years ago, a baker's assistant called Richard the Pourer, whose job it was to pour the dough mixture in the making of sausage rolls, noted that he was running low on one of the necessary spices.

He sent his apprentice to the store to buy more.

Unfortunately, upon arriving at the shop, the young man realised that he had forgotten the name of the ingredient.

All he could do was to tell the shopkeeper that it was for Richard the Pourer, for batter for wurst.

[marval]

lol DT, he wasn't kidding.

[Peaspeculiars]

Oh DT, you're kidding me?!

[DTCwordfan]

well he had been feeling horny.....

[DTCwordfan]

and was milking the situation.

[tonyav]

He kids you not.

[marval]

Ewe have kept this going DT.

[Peaspeculiars]

what are you all bleating about?

[marval]

It's shear madness.

[elliemay1]

In ba-a-d taste!

[zebo]

Batter for Wurst? The Glaswegian Germans then.

[DTCwordfan]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Polish joke?"

The bartender says, "Tell you what.... I'm Polish. See those two big guys playing pool? They're Polish. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish. You still want to tell your "Polack" joke?"

The man replies, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five effing times."

[DTCwordfan]

wrong thread, I must have had some sausage for dinner....