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cupid04 | 18:29 Sat 17th May 2014 | Jokes
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One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when suddenly a bloke runs towards them, completely starkers apart from a paper bag over his head. As he passes the first woman looks down and says: 'he's definitely not my husband.' The second woman takes a long lingering look and adds: 'Huh, he's not mine either.' The third admits sheepishly: 'Well I wouldn't mind a shot with his five iron.'
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He'll soon putter in her place ...
18:32 Sat 17th May 2014
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She was eagled eyed!!!
18:35 Sat 17th May 2014
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A birdie in the hand .......
18:38 Sat 17th May 2014
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was his niblick waving about?
21:44 Sat 17th May 2014
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I love the way you putt things excel. x
21:45 Sat 17th May 2014
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Did he have a woody.
21:46 Sat 17th May 2014
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Do you mean a splinter...couldn't get that close to see, lol!
21:47 Sat 17th May 2014
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Oh a fairway away...
21:48 Sat 17th May 2014
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You have to be careful you don't slice it.
21:48 Sat 17th May 2014
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Alternative punch line :

" And he is not even a member"
21:51 Sat 17th May 2014
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Another alternatice punchline: "Well, I'd like a few strokes with that five iron!"
22:24 Sat 17th May 2014
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lol Had he lost his balls?
09:57 Sun 18th May 2014

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