Early Morning Sex........

[askyourgran]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away Kate went to visit her 95 year old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died her grandmother replied "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning". Horrified Kate said to her grandmother that two people almost 100 years old making love would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no my dear" replied grandma, "Many years ago, realising our advanced ages we figured out that the best time to do it was Sunday morning when the church bells started ringing. It was just the right rhythm, nice and slow and even, not too strenuous, simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong" She paused to wipe away a tear."He would still be here if that ice cream van hadn't come along.

[askyourgran]

I like the Magnums best.

[excelsior-1]

at least he went performing like 'mr whippy'

brilliant joke

[marval]

lol Did he have a magnum?