You Pervy Old Man :)

[society]

Man falls in love in chat room, turns out it was his daughter-in-law.

http://tinyurl.com/kvjxzxc

[Baldric]

Families who play together, stay together!

[boxtops]

Ooops, poor Old Wang - that'll teach you!

[cupid04]

lol!^^

[cupid04]

lol was meant for Baldric. Too slow again!

[Sqad]

I know a guy who arranged a date with a woman on-line and it turned out to be his best mate's daughter.....

[sandyRoe]

How did you talk your way, I mean how did he talk his way out of that?

[craft1948]

I was once set up on a blind date, and he turned out to be my clerical assistant's dad.................she thought it was hilarious.

[Sqad]

LOL

[society]

Sqad, think I've read that story a while back on here. :)

[2sp_]

I've got a better one.

In my youth, there was a local worthy (approx 40 years old) who would drink in all the town's "young" pubs. He was a terrible flirt who would try it on with anything in a skirt, to varying degrees of success.

So one evening he meets a young girl and spends all night buying her and her mates drink. After a couple of hours of trying his hand and spending plenty of cash at the bar, he goes for broke and asks said lassie home to his. She bursts his bubble well and truly with the following statement:

"I can't get involved with you in a romantic way, you are my father."

Turns out the girl was one of his many offspring that he had no knowledge or interest in.

Her mother had pointed him out to her at some point.

[DTCwordfan]

Incest is best - Keep it in the family - or - Put your family to the test.

[jno]

Old Wang wasn't the only one to blame - he wasn't the one suggesting they chat naked. This sort of thing can always happen on blind dates, especially when people exchange fictional CVs and fake photos; but I don't think either of them was particularly pervy.

[Dee Sa]

serves them both right.

[joggerjayne]

Seems a bit harsh that the husband got sent to prison.

[jno]

the Chinese obviously don't recognise beating up your father in law as a crime passionnelle. I imagine the French are more sophisticated about these things.

[joggerjayne]

He could be forgiven for losing his temper a little bit.

[DTCwordfan]

Two Wangs don't make a Wight.

[Peter Pedant]

Frequent theme in French Literature (of course - or should that be d'habitude?)

short story by ALphonse Daudet er springs to mind - he also wrote Lettres de mon moulin which altho Andie Warhol filmed it as French Letters from my Mill - starring Ultra-Violet as the daughter - actually has no s+x in it. At the time he commented that the stories were dusty rather than dirty.

[askyourgran]

Lol DTC.

[marval]

I wouldn't want to meet up with him if he's got an old wang.