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He Fondled Her Flap Jacks.

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RATTER15 | 18:19 Wed 15th May 2013 | Jokes
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Mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker. It was after eight. They got off at quality street. He asks her name. "polo, i'm the one with the hole" she said with a wispa. "i'm marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her creme eggs and slipped his hand into her snickers. He fondled her flap jacks and rubbed his tic tacs. It was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his cherbert dib-dab started to itch. Turns out miss rowntree had been with bertie bassett and he's got fukc1n allsorts!!
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very good. Can I tell you a very short joke Ratter?
She offered her honour. He honoured her offer and all night long he was on her and off her.
Really good!
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grasscarp, lol, very good, ive been using that one for 30 years, I still find many people not heard it. :-)
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I see by "related Questions" im the 3rd person to post this joke!
first time i saw it Ratter, so appreciated.
That's the most hilarious thing I have read. I read it out to my mum and sister and they are in stitches.

well, that puts him twix a rocky-bar and a hard gums
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excelsior-1, lol, very good.
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