Why Are Men So Awkward

[cecil39]

After he'd hung round the kitchen for ages grumbling and getting in my way as I cooked, my dear one vanished just as the food was going on the plate, I had to go out, and found him topping up the car radiator, something he could have done instead of being a pest to me in the kitchen, do they all do that or is it just mine?

[Kiki-frog]

"They sell it by the inch"

You tart, DT!

[DTCwordfan]

It makes for a very good toad in the hole....I have a recipe tucked away.....

[Barmaid]

Well my gift to you all is Mr BM. I am off for the weekend tomorrow. I might create him a user name and show him how to log in and then YOU LOT can deal with him, whilst I have a weekend away ;)

[Barmaid]

(PS, you get ASBO too, I'm outta here)