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The Loud Mother.....

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Smowball | 09:01 Thu 14th Mar 2013 | Jokes
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A very loud,greasy,obese,unattractive,tattooed,welfare dependant,chav woman walked into ASDA with her 2 kids,yelling obsceneties at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly to her " Good morning Madam,welcome to ASDA. Lovely children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say " F*ck off - they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind,thick or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind,thick or stupid madam." replied the greeter. " I just can't believe you've been sh*gged twice."
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Blimey canary, I didn't write the joke!
no jem, if it was in tesco, the greeter would have asked 'why the long face?' boom boom
lol good one
neither can i

good one, Smowball
Good one Smowball! Made me laugh.

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