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horseshoes | 15:59 Mon 05th Nov 2012 | ChatterBank
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OMG There has just been a huge flash of lightening and the loudest thunder I've ever heard! I HONESTLY thought it was an explosion. It's been a lovely sunny day and now it's gone quite black.
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Boom boom DT. LOL

Alba, yes - it's going in to be cleaned and have another inscription added!
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Groan Tony!
Reminds me of an old joke. A woman has to go to the mortuary to identify the body of her husband. He'd been struck by lightning whilst playing golf. "Yes, that's my husband" she said," but tell me, why is he smiling?" The mortician replied, "He thought he was having his photograph taken"!
Is he a stonemason, horseshoes ?.
A bit sunny but cold here in Buckinghamshire
Took me ages to type permission properly.
I blame Tony.
I hear thunder
I hear thunder
Yes I do, yes I do
Pitter patter raindrops,pitter patter raindrops
I'm wet through
So are you!
There's a funeral and cremations undertakers business in Sutton Coldfield called Mason's and Stoke's, I jest not.
May as well alba, everything is usually my fault ah wench lol.
I know DT.
our kid, it's what I saw under yer kilt wot does it :-)

There's several Jaconelli's in Glasgow, always reminds me of ice-cream.
(They are stonemasons)
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No Tony he's retired. He works with a stone-mason though; just helping out when the stones need moving in or out. It's a dying trade!!!
groan...
lol
Gawd, and she has the bloody cheek to groan at me lol.
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ha ha ha.
Horsehoes OH, the stonemason, his chisel rings out loud
Moving tombstones so as to make people proud
He will "write" on any stone for all to see
Proud of his work, happy is he

To tell some ABer’s story in a few tart lines
Of all of the loved ones that he or she had left behind
To tell of happiness or of pain
One thing's for sure, we all end up the same

The chink of Horseshies chisel, his words unfold
So many stories this man has told
Thunder and lightning, the marble splinters in the air
Hail, hard at his work he carries on with great care

The epitaph starts emerging,
He scratches and chisels, the letters converging
Horshoes OH pauses and thinks for a while

Who will be there to carve his in his loving style?
Bugger, you changed the job, Horsehoes

Horsehoes OH, the graveyard retiree, his muscles rippling loud
Moving tombstones so as to make people proud
They will move and "write" on any stone for all to see
Proud of their work, happy is he

Their work, so as to tell some ABer’s story in tart lines
Of all of the loved ones that he or she had left behind
To tell of happiness or of pain
One thing's for sure, we all end up the same

The chink of Horseshoes and the mason's chisel, their words unfold
So many moved stones and stories these men have told
Thunder and lightning, the marble splinters in the air
Hail, hard at their work, Horseshoes OH carries on with great care

The epitaph starts emerging,
They move the stone. scratch and chisel, the letters converging
Horseshoes OH pauses and thinks for a while

Who will be there to move and carve their stones in their loving style?
(a bit of a messy undertaking)
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DT - you are wonderful! x

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