What`s your -

[queencharlotte]

- favourite limerick?

[askyourgran]

There once was a woman from Yale
Who offered her body for sale
In aid of the blind
She tattooed her behind
with simple instructions in braille.

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
A hundred volts shot up it's bum
And turned its wool to nylon.

[karenmac60]

There was a young man from Bombay
Who fashioned a c*nt out of clay
But the heat from his prick
Turned it into a brick
And chaffed all his foreskin away

[cupid04]

There was a young man from harrow
who tried to have sex with a sparrow
the sparrow said no
you cant have a go
as the hole to my a rse is too narrow.

There was a young girl called Louise
whose pubes were down to her knees
the crabs got together
to knit her a sweater
so in winter her t wat wouldn't freeze.

[scotman]

I am very surprised this thread is still here.