Do you think this would cure my baldness? It's from an ad on Gumtree

[sandyRoe]

WE CAN SUPPLY BOTTLES OF BLESSED WATER FROM A HOLY WELL WHICH THE LOCAL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN USING FOR MORE THAN 200 YEARS,MANY CURES HAVE BEEN RECEIVED FROM DRINKING THIS WATER,YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT AT THE SAME TIME PRECISELY FOR SEVEN DAYS,WE CHARGE £5 PER BOTTLE,THIS CHARGE IS ONLY TO COVER OUR TRAVELLING FEES AND POSTAGE TO YOURSELVES,WE TRAVEL TO THE WELL ONCE EVERY MONTH,BUT WITH WATER LEVELS LOW AT THE MOMENT,DUE TO THE RECENT DRY WEATHER,WE CAN ONLY REMOVE A SMALL AMOUNT EACH TIME,PLEASE E-MAIL ME FOR MORE DETAILS,THANK YOU.

[woofgang]

sounds like the Peckham spring to me

[cazzz1975]

what do you think..?

[Old_Geezer]

Bargain !

[sandyRoe]

I think it's getting too hot to wear the syrup and they only want a fiver. It might work...

[Sqad]

Does it cure impotence?
If so, send me 2000 gallons....that should see me over the weekend.

[McMouse]

I must have some for my.........erm...............problem.

[sandyRoe]

So was I

[ladyalex]

I don't know why you are not sending for it immediately.
...Don't forget to send them your bank account details when you order, so they can set up a direct debit...

[Jemisa]

SandyRoe - - Surely you must know there is NO CURE for baldness, but there's always someone out there willing to do you out of your money.
Look around you, look at Prince Charles and many doctors who are all bald, Don't you think if there was a cure these people would have used it???
Put your money away, pay for a good hair stylist, the girls will love you anyway.

PS try to use the lower casing next time, In capitals it seems as if you are SHOUTING at us.

jem ♥