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a bloke wife leaves him

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story_teller | 14:40 Fri 29th Jun 2007 | Jokes
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so he goes 2 the pet shop 2 buy a canary 4 company..he awakes in the morning and says 2 the bird im going 2 work now and the bird replies "i dont care your a w**ker bloke thinks im not haveing that and when he returns he brings a parrott home with him and puts it in the cage all night he could hear squawking comes down in the morning the parrott is dead canary says"is that all you got u w**ker"...bloke thinks right im gonna have u u little yellow b***ard...brings home a kestrel puts it in the cage again all night squawking comes down and the kestrel s dead canary says " listen mush im hard and your a w**ker" bloke thinks right thats it brings home a eagle puts it in the cage and went 2 bed half an hour later the cage was shaking and the nosies were so loud he put a pillow over his head..come down in the morning and the eagle was dead!! canary says " told you w**ker " bloke leaves comes back with a vulture puts it in the cage....and went to bed as normal well 5 mins later the same nosies the nosie was so loud he coludnt sleep all night long squawing and fighting he came down stairs and saw loads of little yellow feathers in the bottom of the cage and this lttle pink thing shivering in the corner of the cage canary said" wow that was hard had 2 take my jacket off 2 beat him"!!!!!!!!!! lol
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