When a very fit man knocks on the door to read the water meter, and stands there staring at me very bemusedly, and me not knowing why so I just start rabbiting away and show him where the meter is. He then leaves, still smiling to himself. I turn around to shut front door and catch sight of myself in the hallway mirror - I'd forgotten that an hour beforehand I'd made my nose really really sore by dementedly scratching an infuriating itch and had broken the skin, so I'd smothered my nose in Sudocrem to ease the stinging. I must have looked a right plonker!