Which Law States That As Soon As

[albaqwerty]

you enter the shower or bath the phone will ring?

Or if you are the only covering reception and think it's a good idea to grab a bite to eat 'cos it's quiet, you get a rush of people entering the building?

Murphy and *** have a lot to answer for don't they ? :-)

[jno]

sure sounds like Murphy to me.

[Helewel]

Spillers Law:-
You only ever want to sneeze when you have a cup of coffee in each hand and nowhere to put them down.

[Islay]

*** law?

[ummmm]

***

[ummmm]

***

[TWR]

Going to the loo, doing your No2 to find there's no paper.

[ummmm]

A lump of bloody turf :-)

[Mexican18]

It's probably related to the law that a lost object always turns up in the last place one looks!

[albaqwerty]

lol Hele, I'd forgotten about that one!

Islay, the cut piece of grass = ***, only I typed in S and then the * then the D

Wonder if Chipping Sodbury gets through?

[New Judge]

Yes, ummm, I immediately thought of Sid's law but knew the AB censor machine would not let me use such vile and despicable language. :-)

[albaqwerty]

ooh, it does lol

TWR - not at lunchtime please !

aah, Mex, but no-one carries on looking after the object has been found :-D

[New Judge]

I think you mean *** Chipbury (let's see how that fares).

[New Judge]

I give up!. Sid it has to be :-)

[EcclesCake]

LOL, I'm not alone in calling Chipping Sodbury that then :-)

[ummmm]

It's not like it's an offensive term!

[mikey4444]

I never answer my phone when the Archers is on.....not that it stops some of the thicker of my friends and relatives from calling between 19:02 and 19:15 !

[Helewel]

Don't mention Scunthorpe....

[Islay]

***

[albaqwerty]

I take it there's not a lot of Q's asking for the answer to 'Lump of Turf' (3 letters) posted over in Xwords?

Anyone remember the fuss about the Maine Cat a few years back? :-D

[Islay]

lol even typing it with gaps can't get it through
bods law but replace the b with a s