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Chipchopper | 19:30 Thu 22nd Jun 2017 | Jokes
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A man walks into a corner shop and asks the shopkeeper: "do you have any helicopter flavored crisps please ?".

Shopkeeper: "sorry Sir, we only have plain"
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Do you think he felt in -salted?...
19:49 Thu 22nd Jun 2017
With that, did you take off?..
He was probably propelled out of there.
Do you think he felt in -salted?...
sounds like a disaster in the making.
and do you have a Lynx on this?
I hope he was 'Ready'
my final one, A packet of crisps walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
Are you pickled?
That is one seriously ambitious potato.
Packet in.
This joke is a bit cheesy....
I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the A30.

I stopped the Lamborghini and said, “Do you want a lift”.

“No thanks”, they replied, “We’re Walkers”.
Went to the circus and saw some clowns with tightrope walkers. Oddest flavour of crisps yet.
What has 22 legs, is yellow and crunches? The Chinese football team eating crisps.......
You could translate it all to English before posting :-(
I'll have to use Google translate American --> English.
Should've gone to Westlands.....

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