What Are The Odds?

[Smowball]

I'm sat here just checking my bank statement online. It shows that last Saturday I went to Sainsbury's and spent £16.74. That afternoon I then went to Lidl and spent .....£16.74! What a strange coincidence!

[Bazile]

On Mon , Tues , Wed her indoors has 'reminded' me to wash up the dishes before I drop off to sleep on the settee .

What are the odds , i'll receive the same reminder tonight and Friday night ?

[Old_Geezer]

Pile must be getting quite large now.

[Bazile]

I'm now thinking Greek and fireplace .

[Togo]

I once bumped into Harry Hill. What are the chances of that happening?

[SIRandyraven]

In 2001 I bought a lotto lucky dip in Cornwall and paid for 5 lines.
2 lines had the same 5 numbers , 6th was different .

[Smowball]

Not getting all the sarcastic answers ??

[Caran]

I used to live on the A666 at Pendlebury for about 16 years.

[Smowball]

Why would you need your receipts to look at your bank statement online?

[Old_Geezer]

You can look, but can you check what you read ?

[Khandro]

I once read that the first person to calculate the height of Mt. Everest found it to be exactly 8,000 meters (now revised to 8,848) He tried it many times and it always came to 8,000. Knowing everyone would thing his calculation was inaccurate he added a few extra meters to make it more credible.